On my drive home... All I could see is a green bird, with a gold beak, wearing a top hat and staring at me.



March 9, 2014

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My friend got married this weekend

My friend got married this

Why would someone do this to an innocent child??

Why would someone do this to an innocent

First time going down on my boyfriend...

First time going down on my

Best way to quit a job (X-post from doodles)

Best way to quit a job (X-post from

Really Comcast?

Really

[OC]How to fart when sharing a bed

[OC]How to fart when sharing a

Because Adobe hates you...

Because Adobe hates

Hey guys! Ready for the photo? Please…don't move!

Hey guys! Ready for the photo? Please…don't

Meanwhile on Google Map...

Meanwhile on Google

That's how I roll

That's how I

Purebread dogs VS inbread dogs.

Purebread dogs VS inbread

One of my top three lines in dumb and dumber. Never gets old

One of my top three lines in dumb and dumber. Never gets

Fair trade, made me giggle.

Fair trade, made me

Finally tried one of those makeup apps.

Finally tried one of those makeup

IP man

IP

White Collar Rafting

White Collar

Would you like some ...

Would you like some

I asked my friend how going to the strip club was.

I asked my friend how going to the strip club

Dog tries to steal his own bone.

Dog tries to steal his own

Just got home and I have a feeling the dog did something bad

Just got home and I have a feeling the dog did something

Almost ready for my call to Comcast

Almost ready for my call to

local weather report

local weather

Welcome to the family.... bitch.

Welcome to the family....

Shirt