Passed out drunk last night and woke up to this drawn on my back in sharpie..



July 30, 2015

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My attempts at getting my fat cat out of bed

My attempts at getting my fat cat out of

Leaked ending to new Godzilla movie.

Leaked ending to new Godzilla

Legs Day

Legs

Plant joke!

Plant

Only in Florida

Only in

America has spoken...

America has

Dinner was on the wife last night

Dinner was on the wife last

Remember this at next year's sexy Christmas party.

Remember this at next year's sexy Christmas

My niece drew some fish

My niece drew some

ohh Homer!!

ohh

If only they gave us some credit

If only they gave us some

When you've almost finished a video game.

When you've almost finished a video

My Mother's Day card this year

My Mother's Day card this

Explaining: Day of the Dead

Explaining: Day of the

I'll have a whiskey

I'll have a

It really doesn't get much worse.

It really doesn't get much

Can't emphasize enough how important font choice is.

Can't emphasize enough how important font choice

Highly illogical... Worth every penny

Highly illogical... Worth every

Thanks McDonalds, lunch boxes are so difficult.

Thanks McDonalds, lunch boxes are so

A new gun to test

A new gun to

White balls

White

I found this more amusing than I should have

I found this more amusing than I should

hmm, i don't think i should study here

hmm, i don't think i should study