Passed out drunk last night and woke up to this drawn on my back in sharpie..



July 30, 2015

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Obama Hangover 3 Zinger

Obama Hangover 3

The struggle is real.

The struggle is

Do you really think your pathetic weapons can defeat my telekinetic forcefield, Gaston?

Do you really think your pathetic weapons can defeat my telekinetic forcefield,

Dammit Dammit Dammit

Dammit Dammit

Thanks, reddit...

Thanks,

Apparently Walgreens didn't quite believe me when I said my son's name is Peter.

Apparently Walgreens didn't quite believe me when I said my son's name is

He was born for this moment

He was born for this

When you see it...

When you see

Why Yes... Yes It Does

Why Yes... Yes It

A Canadian trying to fit in.

A Canadian trying to fit

Just spent the last 10 minutes frantically looking for my 6 year old...

Just spent the last 10 minutes frantically looking for my 6 year

Oh..

Good Attitude

Good

Wouldn't last that long...

Wouldn't last that

It's the little things

It's the little

Family photo

Family

Typical woman parking.

Typical woman

Good luck, Windows

Good luck,

You are the boss.

You are the

I really appreciate flexibility of payment

I really appreciate flexibility of

Elmo teaches Ricky Gervais a lesson

Elmo teaches Ricky Gervais a

Get down Mr. President

Get down Mr.

Mexican justice league

Mexican justice