Please, Just let me cut your nails.



February 2, 2018

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Horsing around

Horsing

Buck 1, Goblins 0

Buck 1, Goblins

World's Laziest doggo

World's Laziest

Was trying to figure out why my contacts were blurry..

Was trying to figure out why my contacts were

What a dumbbell

What a

As a parent pushing 40, I've never related to a bumper sticker more...

As a parent pushing 40, I've never related to a bumper sticker

rawww..RAAGGHHH

offensive

Cheers

When parents away from house

When parents away from

May I present to you, Derelicte!

May I present to you,

Homer with a first world problem

Homer with a first world

Weddings apparently used to be WAY cooler

Weddings apparently used to be WAY

I got my wife some yogurt this morning for breakfast. I really hope she notices.

I got my wife some yogurt this morning for breakfast. I really hope she

We're leaking into the real world

We're leaking into the real

How In The Hell!!

How In The

Cold cuts are his Kryptonite

Cold cuts are his

I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries...

I like my men like I like my 2015

Don't bring that weak shit here, Sister Mary.

Don't bring that weak shit here, Sister

Nailed i- oh, I guess not.

Nailed i- oh, I guess

Boss. The bull mastiff who thinks he's a lap dog

Boss. The bull mastiff who thinks he's a lap

Birthday shots with grandma

Birthday shots with