Plot Twist



August 10, 2018

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Apparently, he was out sick. [OC]

Apparently, he was out sick.

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the

Perfect slice

Perfect

An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday...

An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor

"It's not as bad as people made it out to be"

"It's not as bad as people made it out to

Get better soon!

Get better

Understanding

Coilette Grand Duchy Of Robonia

Coilette Grand Duchy Of

Because that's what I want to smell like...

Because that's what I want to smell

True that.

True

Becky saw her chance and she took it.

Becky saw her chance and she took

I like my women like I like my file system

I like my women like I like my file

From whimsy to terror in one night

From whimsy to terror in one

I'm surrounded by idiots

I'm surrounded by

Well, that's a big shocker.

Well, that's a big

Hold on a sec, let me check something out

Hold on a sec, let me check something

Just... roll with it?

Just... roll with

Shutup and take my money!

Shutup and take my

Super Sleuth

Super

The Best Hand Job in Town

The Best Hand Job in