Had an anti Valentine's Day party. Made strip clubs out of leftover gingerbread house

Very useful

We all know that one

Internet

So my wife called me today all excited that they were painting the lines on the road outside... i understood why as soon as i got

"I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of

Rave

Every

My wife just started in IT. I've been IT for years. My reaction when she told me a user called in an emergency...because they plugged in a USB device

Measure twice, cut once ... or

A group of college girls put this up on their university FB page looking for a

Turned out to be a pretty accurate

I think I'll

My cat stole my neighbors lunch off of his front step and brought it back to me as if it were wild

Double Karma for

Now that's fast

Dogmander, Dogmeleon,

It’s true. The world is a cold, cold

I have many questions as to what could be in this

God dammit,

and more

This bulletin caught my

Soooo many