Purell.



February 17, 2017

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My friend applied for a job at a pet store and put this in his application!!!

My friend applied for a job at a pet store and put this in his

Did I do okay?

Did I do

"I'm not dizzy at all,

They're ready for business

They're ready for

Hey sorry i was busy

Hey sorry i was

"You'd screw your sister for a slice of

Carousel cat

Carousel

It's a mystery

It's a

Windows 10, you sly bastard

Windows 10, you sly

Nobody sneaks up on me. Nobody!

Nobody sneaks up on me.

Rough fucking day.

Rough fucking

It gets me everytime.

It gets me

The poop equation

The poop

Smooth Seth

Smooth

I like my women how I like my coffee

I like my women how I like my

Not now, Spongebob!

Not now,

still, the best dab

still, the best

At least you laugh

At least you

Closed

You can tell she's a natural blonde ????

You can tell she's a natural blonde

Shit's going down.

Shit's going

Just vacuuming the street in front of the 5 star hotel

Just vacuuming the street in front of the 5 star

My husband shares a similar reaction.

My husband shares a similar

My dog also like to sit like this

My dog also like to sit like