Robocop apparently has a friday-night mode.
February 4, 2019
Now I can finally snap
Going to the dancefloor at wrong
The longer it's on fire the better with
I've been leaving a bowl of m&ms out for the waitresses at my job every tuesday for two months. Next tuesday is April
He was born for this
When I drive through an intersection but can't see the lane markers on the other
There are baseball fans, and then there are Cardinals
8-year old son came home with a note from the teacher that simply said "Interesting." with this attached. He was told to draw a poster to hang in his room.
Kid gets owned by a
A New Zealand TV show decides to prank its
The only reason Hurricane Harvey ain't moving further into
And they said college would be harder than high
It doesn't matter where you place the cat it gets
It's always baffled