Sadly, human bowling is discouraged on the escalators.



May 5, 2015

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Well shit....

Well

Welcome to the real world, kid

Welcome to the real world,

Madden confirms.

Madden

Well, they do say art is anything you can get away with.

Well, they do say art is anything you can get away

Excellent advice

Excellent

Back to the drawing board

Back to the drawing

No one can talk shit like Alfred

No one can talk shit like

We got a twenty-three nineteen!

We got a twenty-three

This pretty much sums up my first sexual encounter

This pretty much sums up my first sexual

How to tell my daughter got her nips pierced [SFW]

How to tell my daughter got her nips pierced

The moment of realization

The moment of

She got pucked.

She got

Something I learned from 'That 70's Show'!

Something I learned from 'That 70's

That poor child

That poor

Kitty!

My name's Pete, and when I get out of school I want to work as a Steadicam.

My name's Pete, and when I get out of school I want to work as a

Larry Bird is a dick

Larry Bird is a

Orange?

Pickpocket level: 99

Pickpocket level:

Setting you up for failure.

Setting you up for

LLAMATHRUST!

The shit you see in the morning...

The shit you see in the

Oh... Ok

Oh...

Wait...What???