My Son's Lunchbag Drawing

We bought 2 things at

I served honorably in

My buddy couldnt use his theme park tickets so he gave them to me saying "Have Fun." I made sure he knows that no one tells me what to

Pretty sure I know where that missing plane disappeared

Filled out my okc profile a bit back, bill burr shares my

Simple but

You think this is a

"Make sure you get the right size", she said. "Nah, they're all the same size", I

For everyone watching "How the Grinch stole

Shit

Girlfriend decided to make me

New work truck launches

I feel like there could have been a more sensitive description for

Now includes

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Weekend

Because fuck this guy in

Mix-up at the gun

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