My nine year old writing from the 3rd little pig's point if

When you answer phones for a huge department store during Christmas, the questions tend to get

Game started like this... my name is

The 'New Normal' American

He talks

I was

Sugar

Santa didn't sign up for

My great dane is very

Home for Nerds Dump - Video

Meanwhile, at the Canadian diving

Going a bit too

Just vacuuming the street in front of the 5 star

My Friend Was Wearing This Adorably Creepy

Arrived at my destination, then turned around to check on my dog who was sitting in the back

well that escalated

Echoes through eternity and the entire

Absolutely loved

Only thing I could think of while watching old cartoons with my

They grow the Hippo part

There are literally DOZENS of

They used to laugh and call him names... used

My manager told me "Work like you meme it". This is now my whiteboard at