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June 4, 2015
Then out of fucking nowhere.
When you're the third wheel and they start
That's My Money
Another proud father
“Once an astronaut, always an astronaut. But what happens if you walk through this door and you're not an
Sometimes I really miss this
This is how to answer math
They've been looking for him for 10
An eye for an
You know what this adultery needs?
Great idea for a spring-time park
"Let me show you how it's
One of the many reasons Dave Grohl is my
This billboard literally makes no
You're gonna be a star
I live in Los Angeles, if you travel to Beverly Hills, Malibu, Brentwood and Palisades almost every 40+ woman looks like
Wasn't expecting this fuck you when I opened a bag of Halloween candy