Sick of your shit, Siri...



May 2, 2014

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Hammer curls

Hammer

Choking hazard

Choking

The good news and the bad news

The good news and the bad

I have no words..

I have no

Small dump because I have issues with deleting memes from my phone

Small dump because I have issues with deleting memes from my

Achooee!

So my buddy tried to take a nice engagement photo.

So my buddy tried to take a nice engagement

Ohhhhh, who lives in a mailbox just down the street?!

Ohhhhh, who lives in a mailbox just down the

2020

Everyone needs aides.

Everyone needs

ohh my god is it real.

ohh my god is it

What's your elf name?

What's your elf

Jurassic Prank.

Jurassic

Dark, just the way I like it

Dark, just the way I like

Probably not the best jacket to wrap around your waist

Probably not the best jacket to wrap around your

There was only one seat and it was taken so I used my girlfriend

There was only one seat and it was taken so I used my

Grabbing her ice-cream...

Grabbing her

Merit [OC]

Merit

Resistance is futile

Resistance is

To all the bachelors out there

To all the bachelors out

Once I was a Production Assistant.

Once I was a Production