So one of my friends decided to transport some cacti in his car...
September 9, 2016
Wow!! Hubbies magical dream
Just successfully robbed a movie theater of 1000
This arrived today with no return
You Scratch My Back, I'll Scratch
The next gen
Julie, will you marry
How to win at
Asking the real
Took my wife to the gynecologist
I'll be guilty of this one
Dad had a shit eating grin because he was pinching my mom's ass in their prom pic
Finally, my two favorite meals
"This shit ain't gonna work on me no
"Get Down Mr.
My first thought was "That's a horrible idea for a soap". Then I got
I got a little bored at
Giraffes are worse at sex than you
John Snow, the mighty warr..