It's that wonderful day of the year

Pretty much sums up what it was like growing

Thugs Rob Store but Get Trapped Inside. Hilarity

My Seuss Army

Saw someone familiar in my English

Go right for toilet, straight for an

What a

Starbucks in a

Overly Attached

If I'm quick, maybe they won't notice

This is wiggling my

I think I found the winner of

Michelle Obama - not just a pretty

Monday looks just like me on normal

I feel

The doctor will see you

All of those years playing Tetris have prepared me for this one

Ugh, what's that

Late, bro, too late... Remember - alcoholism leads to memory losses and questionable

My kids have disabled my iPod for 45