Someone should notify his publicist...



November 4, 2015

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How to wake drunk people up.

How to wake drunk people

It does.

It

Supplies for hard-core catholics...

Supplies for hard-core

Facebook delivered.

Facebook

So I told my co-workers I was turning 29 tomorrow. It wasn't *entirely* true.

So I told my co-workers I was turning 29 tomorrow. It wasn't *entirely*

Missed Connection

Missed

WE MUST NOT OVERREACT!

WE MUST NOT

Your ass is so comfortable

Your ass is so

"I am top

still, the best dab

still, the best

Who wore it better?

Who wore it

a decision was made

a decision was

Still my favorite scene

Still my favorite

Good job, Wal-Mart

Good job,

The day Bob realised surfing is not for him.

The day Bob realised surfing is not for

Sometimes the obvious joke has to be made.

Sometimes the obvious joke has to be

What if Robin Williams faked his death and is working as a ringmaster in Germany?

What if Robin Williams faked his death and is working as a ringmaster in

sliding into weekend

sliding into

Snakes

Smart cat

Smart

How I picture a drunk boyfriend trying to initiate sex with his sober girlfriend.

How I picture a drunk boyfriend trying to initiate sex with his sober

Banks hate him!

Banks hate