My cousin got busted with pot and now has to turn in these worksheets about alcohol and drug use. This was one of his

My favorite cute

Good news! Your mom's dildo is being delivered

Kid at my school dressed up as Rob

Girl at the beach thought my son was cute. I think he knows what he's

Say ‘woof’ again. Say ‘woof’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say woof one more Goddamn

8th grade student is wearing this shirt and he has no idea what it

Wingardium

Michael Bay has 10+ Transformers movies in

As seen at Starbucks

My dog had minor surgery on one of her ears and had to wear this for a while. All I could think about was

Magician

"Can I just

Starbucks'

Awkward

When your saber-rattling is no longer working like

Our Lord and

A friend of mine thought the alarm system should show some

When the 50 yrold Plant Manager has danker memes than

We opened a candy store and I asked my 7yr old daughter for a fun quote about

Grumpy dog knows exactly how I feel when I haven't had my morning

Honey, I found a picture of your