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March 30, 2014

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My friend parked like a d-bag. The neighbor kids left him a message.

My friend parked like a d-bag. The neighbor kids left him a

From my local watering hole

From my local watering

They are the winged spawn of satan if you ask me

They are the winged spawn of satan if you ask

The morning after brews and hot wings.

The morning after brews and hot

He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.

He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God

Seal takes issue with fisherman

Seal takes issue with

Fresh prints

Fresh

I couldn't find my paper towels for you guys, so I hired a bounty hunter

I couldn't find my paper towels for you guys, so I hired a bounty

Today I was startled by my Grandma's Febreze bottle

Today I was startled by my Grandma's Febreze

“Describe the average Redditor.”

“Describe the average

Perfect fit!

Perfect

Fucking bosses with their unfair hitboxes!

Fucking bosses with their unfair

Wifey got this

Wifey got this "eye massager" in her company's Christmas gift exchange. It is battery operated and it vibrates

What is that....? OMG OMG OMG GET AWAY!!!

What is that....? OMG OMG OMG GET

We had a large corporate event yesterday where some bosses got hit with pies for charity. One of the female bosses sent this email to the whole main office

We had a large corporate event yesterday where some bosses got hit with pies for charity. One of the female bosses sent this email to the whole main

What exactly CAN I do on this bus?

What exactly CAN I do on this

Did a double take in the bathroom stall this morning. My name happens to be Matt.

Did a double take in the bathroom stall this morning. My name happens to be

They told me to photoshop him into our championship picture since he couldn't be there, so I did.

They told me to photoshop him into our championship picture since he couldn't be there, so I

It's that time of the year again...

It's that time of the year

There is no love that can compare

There is no love that can

Fuck it, it's my last day

Fuck it, it's my last

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Favorite grandchild.

Favorite

I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat.

I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a