Things that have never, ever been said



January 16, 2015

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David Cameron today

David Cameron

Repair Your Computer without any Expense

Repair Your Computer without any

Thanks, Satan!

Thanks,

How ironic this is.

How ironic this

Pleasure meets pain

Pleasure meets

Chat with AT&T

Chat with

So this hot air balloon took off over my city today...

So this hot air balloon took off over my city

My precious!

My

For us Brits about to vote...

For us Brits about to

My stocking stuffer was a melted and bottled Olaf.

My stocking stuffer was a melted and bottled

GF made me this cake after we had pretty intense sex..

GF made me this cake after we had pretty intense

Younger siblings

Younger

Always have a training partner

Always have a training

Elon Musk's latest business venture.

Elon Musk's latest business

Pokemon logic

Pokemon

Immature Yoda is immature

Immature Yoda is

My favorite Groundskeeper Willie quote of all time

My favorite Groundskeeper Willie quote of all

Heaven in my mouth.

Heaven in my

Back to 0

Back to

Aloe me to introduce myself. I'm Matthew.

Aloe me to introduce myself. I'm

G r e a t

G r e a

Call of Duty Fidget Spinners?

Call of Duty Fidget