Oh

"Hey, where'd you

Every. Damn.

Cranky

Such

My husband and I can officially check "pull a balloon string out of a cat's asshole at 11:30 at night" off our bucket list.

Hope this Imgurian made it out

Never have I ever heard the most confident "I got this" only to come back to

One of the many innuendos I never got as a

At the local Magic the Gathering

In case of

Brush your teeth, kids...or we'll come for

Let me just fill this up

The gas station close to my house got a new

I feel like there shouldn't have to be a sign for

What's up with the service

Well that was

The future is

What a

Jack has the day off from work tomorrow. My friend sends email to let boss know. Hilarity

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