Today I traveled to Utah and went to a diner for breakfast. I told the waitress that I'm from California, and when I said I wanted a water, she brought back this.



October 6, 2015

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Today is my last day at work and I was welcomed with this!

Today is my last day at work and I was welcomed with

The internet right now.

The internet right

Die Hard: Japanese Bootleg Edition

Die Hard: Japanese Bootleg

My teacher is one sly mother fucker. [OC]

My teacher is one sly mother fucker.

My dogs enjoying their camouflage blankets.

My dogs enjoying their camouflage

Every Freakin' Time

Every Freakin'

Oh, Jean Luc

Oh, Jean

Not the best design for a dress

Not the best design for a

You can't hide from it!

You can't hide from

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This image perfectly describes my love life...

This image perfectly describes my love

I'm so full of your shit, Carl

I'm so full of your shit,

People on Black Friday...where did I park again?

People on Black Friday...where did I park

Baby teeth

Baby

Warning: Puppy is Water-Soluble

Warning: Puppy is

Remember that time when Daenerys...

Remember that time when

"Six callers ahead of us

Luanne's Diary

Luanne's

when you forget where your hotel room is...

when you forget where your hotel room

I think my friends cat thinks hes human..

I think my friends cat thinks hes

Well if school doesn't pan out I found the perfect stripper heels...

Well if school doesn't pan out I found the perfect stripper

All my friends are posting family Christmas photos and I'm here like...

All my friends are posting family Christmas photos and I'm here

Parker! Make it a double!

Parker! Make it a

How my 54 year old mother took her selfie

How my 54 year old mother took her