I recently had an abscess surgically removed from my ass and this is the get well soon card I got from my 7 year old

Look who I came across on a cereal box in

How one-armed was

When you see

I present Larry David and his daughter at a civil war

I can feel it but I can't see

My kind of

i see you only as

The STD billboard by my

The ultimate

My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, "I feel like a true Haitian

I saw these Norwegian guys on a trip to Washington

If you think your high school career was bad, I was below 5 feet until senior year... this is me freshman year playing

I decided to not do the patch on Assassins

Bought my brother-in-law a bottle of bourbon for

First thing favourited and still cracks me

If you could vote for anything, what would it be?

Oh..Hey...You're Home

Ugh, too early to deal with

Truly, an amazing act of

Hair of the

Basically the conversation I overheard my two 13 year old nephews

Missed the