Told my friend I was scared of sharks, he said google 'sharks with human teeth'
June 1, 2016
Speaking for myself and other middle aged
"You got dis!" - Cat
My gramps and I are the only guys left on my dad's side of the family. He's survived cancer 3 times and has only missed work twice in the past 45
Maybe I'm just not remembering correctly how that movie
63 Earths could fit
How it's like to be 22 European
found this in the men's bathroom at work this
Bought a used car with an alarm
Jesus almost died for our
Seconds from sleeping on the
It's also a
I thought this lady was reading a spray bottle's label for a really long time on my bus this morning... Then I
"I'll figure my life out later..."