I just saw a trained

Don't steal the

63 Earths could fit

So this is my son's birthday party. He invited 3 boys and one girl. And they wonder why they're all still

When you complete a project with a terrible

"Security

Every year my flaccid cactus erects

Fourth wall

The Queen gets excited by

Me explaining sunburns to my family in

"Knock knock, who's

Leonardo DiCaprio is approaching his final

I think my new wallpaper will stop potential

True Love and

Never gonna give you

A tart I made for the missus yesterday. I am so bloody

Found

Imposter

I think I found where 80s action stars were

Hank Hill's opinion on the world

To be clear, breast cancer awareness

Mother-in-law scolded me for putting my cup on the stone part of her table. So she hands me a Stone