Whenever I ask my dad what time it is, he says "2", followed by a brief pause... "too late!" Or "too early!". So I made him this clock. PS - r/dadjokes doesn't allow pictures... so I put this here.



January 22, 2015

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And we thought we had it rough

And we thought we had it

Best button ever

Best button

Jonah Hill on when he met Morgan Freeman

Jonah Hill on when he met Morgan

Best Friends!

Best

4th wall break in Phineas and Ferb

4th wall break in Phineas and

Heading home after the day's festivities

Heading home after the day's

Five stars

Five

My girlfriend says I snore so I bought these

My girlfriend says I snore so I bought

I am not sure either of them know what they are doing

I am not sure either of them know what they are

Some kids just aren't meant to play sports

Some kids just aren't meant to play

Irish customer service......

Irish customer

Me too...

Me

Bombs Away !!!

Bombs Away

So this happened in my anatomy class today

So this happened in my anatomy class

What its like for /r/all right now

What its like for /r/all right

My vacuum navigating around my fat, lazy cat.

My vacuum navigating around my fat, lazy

See what I put up with?

See what I put up

Yearbook photo from 1949.

Yearbook photo from

How you can tell I've been in a bunch of weddings.

How you can tell I've been in a bunch of

Baby's first firework

Baby's first

Interesting info in a cab!

Interesting info in a

Best sweater ever!

Best sweater

It was the kitten!

It was the

My dead?

My