Liner crowds you out of shower, after set time, to conserve

Sit down on the chair

When you get fired and find out that the guy who replaced you is

Best Birthday

when parents ask

Stop judging me

OIL the

Old

what i thought of clouds as a

no need for

Fuck being a doctor, this is my

My gf said she found the perfect description of me, and sent me

Angry

This

Someone Transcribed Jeff Goldblum's

One of my pet

My culture is not a costume. This is not who I am, and this is not

Whatever floats his

When she finds out you slept with the discus

Me after Christmas

Let's Play A

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