So, I actually found a douche

This week's winner of not my fucking job

cut vs

5 Stars for

so many gay jokes tonight

2 points will

As a European I kind of

Slow and Steady Wins the

Facebook delivers. I have been looking for a good

Friend's little brother was told not to blink during school picture

What I expect to happen

God Dammit

Not the spin-off that I want to

Walmart Parking

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious

I asked her why she made this face, she said the old man that took her picture kept tooting and it smelled

Trust No

Removed the bow, took off the wrapping paper, and opened the box to find

My roommate has been spending most of the time with his girlfriend so we tried to find him using "Lost Dog"

It really helps when the barista is

Pls. Send

These idiots tried to knock me off my kayak and laughed. This is what they were upto when I got back to the beach..karma is a