1977 Halloween. 19 year old me using only available props to look like a Jedi, and failing.



December 4, 2016

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She said woof!

She said

Will you please stop staring at my butt?

Will you please stop staring at my

Last Christmas I....

Last Christmas

Went to Vegas this weekend...

Went to Vegas this

high five goodbye

high five

Haley Joel Osment's face never grew, only his head.

Haley Joel Osment's face never grew, only his

I finally discovered why my socks go missing in the wash.

I finally discovered why my socks go missing in the

Not yet ...

Not yet

Spotted on a very old car.

Spotted on a very old

code name: big red

code name: big

It's more fun to play outside

It's more fun to play

Haters gonna say it's fake

Haters gonna say it's

Seth Rogen bones himself

Seth Rogen bones

People these Days

People these

Now includes subwoofer

Now includes

Let's run away and get married!

Let's run away and get

Accidentally searched of

Accidentally searched of "overweight car" instead of "overweight cat". This was the first

My sister saw this unfortunate-looking starfish at the aquarium today

My sister saw this unfortunate-looking starfish at the aquarium

He gets bored on fridays

He gets bored on

Underwear, don't fail me now!

Underwear, don't fail me

They're drunked

They're

Pocket Pussy

Pocket

My relationship with Red Bull.

My relationship with Red