My wife (who hates spiders) sent me this in response to me telling her most spiders are

Oh, you wanted to sleep in? Did you forget what time of year it

The game that abruptly ends after 14 turns, whether you were done playing or

What lovely charity is this for... wait a

OHHH

Observed in the bathroom of an indy coffee

Dinner was on the wife last

The reddit in a nutshell + Racing

Man you are too

Michael The

My friend found an inbred

Goddamn

My boss asked me to bring a snack for our office

Wish we could all be as happy as this dude in

I work as a potato inspector for the Dept of Agriculture... I get to see this motivational mural

From the HBO series The

Read the quote. Then look around to see why I thought this was

Target is just asking for

And he looks so smug about

Some local college girls erect a beautiful snow sculpture on

Does your beaver rest all

Some Lord of the Rings Movie

Rule #1 of Apocalypse hand