Each State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident By Robin Zlotnick



March 15, 2018

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Prison changed him

Prison changed

I was going to the shops until I saw my ex girlfriend inside

I was going to the shops until I saw my ex girlfriend

Dogs carefully hunting a baby

Dogs carefully hunting a

My son is getting evicted and is not happy about it.

My son is getting evicted and is not happy about

Rock on

Rock

Just in case you are having a bad day

Just in case you are having a bad

When you're 4th of July af

When you're 4th of July

Say hello to my new rap name

Say hello to my new rap

Danny Dorito.

Danny

Relative minutes

Relative

My buddy just sent me this with no context

My buddy just sent me this with no

This girls sense of humor is far beyond her age

This girls sense of humor is far beyond her

What an idiot

What an

Looks like a real

Looks like a real "long range" wifi

The stick figure family

The stick figure

We have reached peak Fidget-Spinner fad

We have reached peak Fidget-Spinner

well she's not wrong...

well she's not

The Banana Game of Pain ... unfinished

The Banana Game of Pain ...

seems legit

seems

Nailed It. yummy

Nailed It.

Irony

Can't say I wouldn't do the same.

Can't say I wouldn't do the

My manager saw this...

My manager saw

I think I know where TMZ gets some of their stories from...

I think I know where TMZ gets some of their stories