Girlfriend asked if I was doing drugs.



October 12, 2015

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We need education.

We need

Mid-air collision

Mid-air

Blade of Dicks

Blade of

Family Guy

Family

Game of sites

Game of

Gotta love working as a 9-1-1 Dispatcher.

Gotta love working as a 9-1-1

The reality of life

The reality of

You think this is a game??!!

You think this is a

Because fuck thin mints...

Because fuck thin

Priorities

Fair point

Fair

Decided to paint this weekend. I'm sure this is Satan's doing.

Decided to paint this weekend. I'm sure this is Satan's

When you get so good that your hands are too easy to play with...

When you get so good that your hands are too easy to play

Anyone want to buy weed brownies?

Anyone want to buy weed

I broke up with my girlfriend of 8 months and this couldn't be more true.

I broke up with my girlfriend of 8 months and this couldn't be more

Every single time i see or hear about Miley Cyrus...this pops up in my head

Every single time i see or hear about Miley Cyrus...this pops up in my

I'll cut your Ass.

I'll cut your

Puckered Up for Jenny McCarthy

Puckered Up for Jenny

My wife packed me hard boiled eggs for lunch.

My wife packed me hard boiled eggs for

It'll be fun, they said....

It'll be fun, they

iPhone 7 launch in Denmark

iPhone 7 launch in

Dick move.

Dick

Focus....