Life imitates art. Guy eats like Homer

Irish

Toyota kept mailing me things with the wrong name on them, so I logged in and changed my

Javert has had

I'm pretty sure Finn's head now is my favorite LEGO piece

The PC vs console war in a

How to handle an unnoticed fist

Had a little to much to drink last night. Decided to take a nap outside a bar and got woken up by cops. A couple random good dudes took care of me. Found

Lindsay Lohan wore the same jacket in her mugshot as she did in a scene from the Parent

good cop bad

The Majestic Bald

I so want this to be

The Joker lifts scar

A Fire Hydrant

Jurassic Park

I present to you Willy Won-Kanobi. May the Fourth be with

Tornado

My wife moved my pillow while making the bed and this crawled about six inches invoking a scream, she quickly grabbed her slipper and killed it, then put on

I work for the USFS, apparently we had an issue with the mini fridge

The local comic shop doesn't mess

I googled "Most Scottish thing

This was in the logbook in a hotel I stayed

Working at a car dealer, customer "I think I need a