I turned 40 yesterday. My 7 year old made me a birthday card.



February 9, 2017

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African civets suck at drinking

African civets suck at

Is this what MLK died for?

Is this what MLK died

Halloween when you're over 25.

Halloween when you're over

We're gonna do it in the tree!

We're gonna do it in the

The reason why I don't play football with my friends anymore...

The reason why I don't play football with my friends

Small people hate him

Small people hate

Middleage Taylor Swift

Middleage Taylor

Real Life Tom!!!

Real Life

Pull my finger

Pull my

Well this is confusing

Well this is

Act Like Miss Earth

Act Like Miss

It feels like it sometimes.

It feels like it

Sweet Mother of Hades

Sweet Mother of

LOOK AT ME

LOOK AT

Historical Marker

Historical

My wife was taking pictures of her Halloween decorations when one of our cats pulled this.

My wife was taking pictures of her Halloween decorations when one of our cats pulled

Z is for traumatized

Z is for

Arial Assaults Incoming

Arial Assaults

Yo Bro! I heard you like watermelons...

Yo Bro! I heard you like

You have been graced by the Psychedelic Pepe.

You have been graced by the Psychedelic

I didn't forget.

I didn't

Parked next to a car with a good message

Parked next to a car with a good