My parents warned me about their new tortoise...



July 15, 2018

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So my dad got a new job at the fortune cookie factory...

So my dad got a new job at the fortune cookie

Skating Dogs.

Skating

And I obliged!

And I

My brother put this board here to keep the cat out of his room...

My brother put this board here to keep the cat out of his

What happened Scoob?

What happened

The Plush Flush

The Plush

How many Hands

How many

Friendly raccoon greets people at Toronto Airport

Friendly raccoon greets people at Toronto

Tight hole.

Tight

I was pretty proud of this one

I was pretty proud of this

This is cartoon level humor. Well played!

This is cartoon level humor. Well

They said it couldn't be done.

They said it couldn't be

Very true. Technology is not allowed all the attention.

Very true. Technology is not allowed all the

On the train...

On the

This is technically below gods hip right

This is technically below gods hip

This would fuck me up

This would fuck me

American royalty

American

My sister-in-law took childcare to a whole new level

My sister-in-law took childcare to a whole new

it's a deal

it's a

Saw this and thought of you guys

Saw this and thought of you

Ice skating is hard

Ice skating is