My sister was born cross-eyed, My parents probably could have picked a better Halloween costume....



April 30, 2014

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Remember those new flowers you water?

Remember those new flowers you

Zachary Quinto IS Tina Belcher!

Zachary Quinto IS Tina

Run Queenie Run

Run Queenie

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.

You must become more than just a man in the mind of your

Caesar salad

Caesar

Burrito Bomb

Burrito

Happy Easter!

Happy

Durex would like to wish you a happy Father's Day.

Durex would like to wish you a happy Father's

Never gets old. This will forever be my favourite.

Never gets old. This will forever be my

My wife has always claimed her elementary school French teacher looked exactly like Mr. Burns. She wasn't wrong.

My wife has always claimed her elementary school French teacher looked exactly like Mr. Burns. She wasn't

Jonah Hill's story about Morgan Freeman

Jonah Hill's story about Morgan

This aired on my local news this morning

This aired on my local news this

I got great friends...

I got great

Thinking Bad

Thinking

My girlfriend's grandmother just got her first iPhone

My girlfriend's grandmother just got her first

Talk about being optimistic

Talk about being

Enough!

1990's Apple Watch prototype.

1990's Apple Watch

Halfway point

Halfway

Google went too far this time [OC]

Google went too far this time

Go fuck yourself John

Go fuck yourself

Saw this in a public restroom.

Saw this in a public

Friends with benefits

Friends with

Houston, we have a problem...

Houston, we have a