My wife casually mentioned that she forgot to take birth control this weekend... then we woke up to this on our microwave this morning



November 7, 2017

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Memes I've chuckled to

Memes I've chuckled

Having a Friend With the Same Mental DIsorder as you

Having a Friend With the Same Mental DIsorder as

Obey one? Baloney!

Obey one?

The presenters of Nick Jr. In Thailand keep it real

The presenters of Nick Jr. In Thailand keep it

Help!

Meowzart

Trying to give those select few the recognition they deserve!

Trying to give those select few the recognition they

He be a mighty protector!

He be a mighty

We'll get this fucking reposter!

We'll get this fucking

Cats are assholes

Cats are

if only this was possible......

if only this was

My Friday night when my friends are all out having fun

My Friday night when my friends are all out having

I know what im about son

I know what im about

We helped, too.

We helped,

Magical moment between dad and daughter

Magical moment between dad and

So basically, a cat.

So basically, a

What a cultured club

What a cultured

Waking up made easier

Waking up made

Just a reminder that Squidward had sex with a krabby patty....

Just a reminder that Squidward had sex with a krabby

THEY DON'T SANS A CHANCE

THEY DON'T SANS A

Professor puts this up mid lecture

Professor puts this up mid

Have VERY happy holidays!

Have VERY happy