Needless to say, I'm never going back there.
February 17, 2017
The night I won Cards Against Humanity with a
White House identified the person responsible for flying a drone, and crashing it in the
All I could
One of us has to
Graceful and skillful
Like Who the hell would tape a f**king fish to the
Snow is like a beautiful
From my local watering
I was grading assignments when I saw this. The answer is 0.007
Why you should always watch TV shows with
Told the pizza guy to write a joke on the pizza
It's this time of the year
No, Google! No I did
The library opened literally 60-seconds ago. Priorities, indeed,
Whenever I post something that is immediately downvoted into oblivion but I get that one cool
I've not accomplished much in my life.. but I did seem to accomplish THIS
Saw OBAMA at Ohio State. He told me "Nice hat, let's get a
That human just hit
Nothing like that first cold blast from a morning
That's gotta hurt!
Our 8 year old daughter wants us to buy her a necklace and book from a Scholastic Book order, but she was told no because she lost her school library book.