Not what my husband had in mind when I told him I made a sexy dress



July 3, 2015

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Never hit a girl, even with a flower ...

Never hit a girl, even with a flower

My mom was overjoyed to learn about Pokémon Go from my nephew

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With a Rebel Yell...

With a Rebel

A movement we can all get behind

A movement we can all get

How to tell your in a bad neighborhood.

How to tell your in a bad

Thirsty?

My wife asked me to sign the receipt for her. She was not amused.

My wife asked me to sign the receipt for her. She was not

Yeah Skymall, that dude looks fly

Yeah Skymall, that dude looks

Believe in yourself

Believe in

I raise you my wife's spice collection

I raise you my wife's spice

You've got until October 21, scientists.

You've got until October 21,

Please stop vaping on campus

Please stop vaping on

Worst headline ever.

Worst headline

I'll be with you in just a second...

I'll be with you in just a

Seven earth-sized people orbiting super cool dwarf star

Seven earth-sized people orbiting super cool dwarf

Yea, ima call you back.

Yea, ima call you

he's nailed it

he's nailed

I'll buy some

I'll buy

I never showed my wife my senior photo until way after we were married.

I never showed my wife my senior photo until way after we were

Saw this at a footbaall match today.

Saw this at a footbaall match

Holiday Outsourcing

Holiday

Coming Soon.......

Coming

Perfect.