Odds are NOT in his favor



April 11, 2017

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Praying for an accident

Praying for an

Gotcha!

If you say so...

If you say

Yup....sounds right

Yup....sounds

Some Owlturds for my friends!

Some Owlturds for my

My friend baked a cake for her son...doesn't notice the irony

My friend baked a cake for her son...doesn't notice the

License plate or...

License plate

My friend got high and tried to fix his broken N64 controller

My friend got high and tried to fix his broken N64

Just picked up my medication

Just picked up my

Unnecessary Censorship

Unnecessary

Dat Face!

Dat

Hey, buddy!

Hey,

Bobby Lee on @midnight

Bobby Lee on

People in North East United States be like...

People in North East United States be

Not the worst way to get a mistress.

Not the worst way to get a

Sometimes, I get a little bored...

Sometimes, I get a little

Every time I try to make a point to my relatives...

Every time I try to make a point to my

Best birthday ever!

Best birthday

Forever alone status: VINTAGE.

Forever alone status:

If the Pope dies...

If the Pope

the moment you realize procrastination is becoming a problem.

the moment you realize procrastination is becoming a

Game of Birthdays

Game of