on april fools i allowed cookies on an online store, today i got this in the mail.
April 10, 2016
The Perfect Crime...
When a girl really likes
I also never
I don't think she's going to make
At least I wasn't the first
At my work we hired an artist to create an image of woman using a vacuum cleaner. Unfortunately they sent us an image of a person using a handheld vacuum
Sign inside of local tennis club
I always imagined DMX would only tweet in
It's the little things in
I am the night. I am the dark. I. AM.
Yeah, that looks about
Judge me by my prize, do
The True Mark of
My gf lives on a farm and keeps poultry, of which I'm a big fan. I found a Valentine's card that was perfect after a little adjustment for