Horrible

I mean, she's not

Found out where the fedora tippers get their cars (Crystal Lake,

"If your sex life had a remote control, name a button you'd hit a

Coworker flew into Des Moines from Dallas last night, this morning at work this little guy ran out of his

Running from the cops

My daughter didn't approve of my clown makeup

Prince Charming isn't all he's cracked up to

make a

Literally a straight line. I'm leaving the theater if this Stormtrooper misses this

let me try to

My sister kept getting nasty looks while we were eating at a restaurant, so I decided to help her

WW2 vet doesn't understand why everyone is moaning about the

Some kids never grow

Then VS

freedom at

Took me a while

OK China, what exactly is going on

A whole new level of

You walked into the wrong gym,

North Dakota is looking mighty suspicious right about

Found this friendly snowman at the grocery store

So much for the last roll of toilet