Aliens, pls

Everything Amusing I Saved to My Phone since the last time I cleared my

I love my daughter to bits but her hid and seek skills

Nanna Nanna Nanna Nanna

Went to an open house, this was by the back

Bloody

Fuck. I should have moved my

Being a father of two little

Took a picture of my friends dog standing on its hind legs, couldn't resist making

Every episode of "The Flash"

The most accurate pie chart to

Neighbor kid put this letter in my mailbox, I'm tempted to do

Now that spring is starting to come

Rat

I miss Jack and

I've been sending TPS Reports to everyone's printers all

Randy Marsh is a role

They finally made one for

All I can think when my girlfriend says she started her

How to make your SO shit themselves

No hard feelings I guess

Imagine someone asks if you have a light and you whip out a