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May 16, 2015

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That'll show them.

That'll show

I love you

I love

Cold-hearted situation where a train is coming

Cold-hearted situation where a train is

"If your life depended on

The Asshole Talk

The Asshole

What the fuck is going on

What the fuck is going

You wanna go for a swim?

You wanna go for a

Gosh, I have no idea how to steal this pen.

Gosh, I have no idea how to steal this

Still the best reaction I've seen

Still the best reaction I've

"You got dis!" - Cat

Wise words from my boss this holiday season.

Wise words from my boss this holiday

I hate shirts with complicated wash instructions.

I hate shirts with complicated wash

Sure to induce a sense of nostalgia in your hearts: The Homer!

Sure to induce a sense of nostalgia in your hearts: The

FUCKING NAILED IT

FUCKING NAILED

So I opened a pack of butter today...

So I opened a pack of butter

Take it..mmmm

Take

I didn't know drugs were this funny...

I didn't know drugs were this

Oh shit, dropped my Nokia.

Oh shit, dropped my

Alien abductions ahead.

Alien abductions

Aloe me to introduce myself. I'm Matthew.

Aloe me to introduce myself. I'm

Um... No thanks...

Um... No