June 19, 2016
I call her
So I got fired from work
Girl on this train was givin' me eyes the whole
These girls don't mess
coworker left this in the break room today...with his name and phone number. bold
I think my pasta is about to suck my soul
I don't usually have much patience with tourists on the road, but this....this is just
I was told I could post anything.
Yes, it's snowing again, but you're three floors underground,
West. Philadelphia. Born. And.
Now Starring Rachel
You can sleep at work, but you have to look like a
He should be named "Baddest Man in the
My son is practicing his "Benevolent Dictator"