The library opened literally 60-seconds ago. Priorities, indeed, sir.
May 29, 2015
My tinder experience in a
Requiem For a
Today I traveled to Utah and went to a diner for breakfast. I told the waitress that I'm from California, and when I said I wanted a water, she brought
My friend is too good at drawing in
Dear diary... the turd was massive, I was in
Mythbusters in 20
my grandma showed me this letter i sent her when i was 6. she has kept this for over 20
My roommate was run over at work by her co worker....peace offering was
My roommate has been spending most of the time with his girlfriend so we tried to find him using "Lost Dog"
A Girl who have Funny
The Cop is the real MVP
Feel like a
I came in like a...
Parenting = frustration +
'What ya eating there bud? Smells hecking