The Secret Service has an elite animal division that trains service animals to serve as incognito bodyguards for important potential targets. [xpost /r/shittyanimalfacts]



May 4, 2016

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#justscorpionthings

It's self defense, right?

It's self defense,

Well, it seems you've discovered our secret. How unfortunate for you...

Well, it seems you've discovered our secret. How unfortunate for

Yes... yes they did

Yes... yes they

You had one job.

You had one

Hey listen !

Hey listen

My gf said she found the perfect description of me, and sent me this.

My gf said she found the perfect description of me, and sent me

These six fuckers

These six

Two Monkeys Encounter, Rat for the first time

Two Monkeys Encounter, Rat for the first

Blame it on Rio

Blame it on

Meanwhile in Venice

Meanwhile in

2 girls 1 cup

2 girls 1

Snake tank needed a chair restaurant

Snake tank needed a chair

Harry Takes a Chance!

Harry Takes a

Suuuurrffiinnnnn Biiiird

Suuuurrffiinnnnn

Almost died

Almost

Still by far my favourite Simpsons scene

Still by far my favourite Simpsons

A collection of claws and talons from various apex predators

A collection of claws and talons from various apex

The food chain

The food

Jack in the box

Jack in the

Leslie Nielsen, humor god.

Leslie Nielsen, humor

No mister Penguin, I no can clean.

No mister Penguin, I no can

I'm not a racist, but..

I'm not a racist,