These Taco Bell sauce quotes look like they were written by rapists



July 5, 2014

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Don't use Siri if you're on a Slurpee hunt.

Don't use Siri if you're on a Slurpee

Every time I log onto Facebook...

Every time I log onto

Really Comcast?...

Really

If you Give a Cat a Box.

If you Give a Cat a

Wait, I changed my mind!

Wait, I changed my

Real Gangstas Let It Go

Real Gangstas Let It

Wellp, it's unanimous!

Wellp, it's

Probably true.

Probably

This perforated line is the longest running lie in my life.

This perforated line is the longest running lie in my

So this is what leadership looks like

So this is what leadership looks

Some things are repost worthy.

Some things are repost

Goodness, Heather.

Goodness,

A buddy of mine cracked his screen. The wallpaper fit quite nicely.

A buddy of mine cracked his screen. The wallpaper fit quite

Stop that!

Stop

Paws to take a selfie

Paws to take a

Which one of you did this?!?

Which one of you did

This is Sparta

This is

The dogs are slightly happy today

The dogs are slightly happy

Found the source of the horrified wolf tattoo

Found the source of the horrified wolf

Why am I here again? Oh, right.. The murders!!

Why am I here again? Oh, right.. The

Found Asian Brad Pitt while in Beijing

Found Asian Brad Pitt while in

Take that shit elsewhere

Take that shit

Nothing says happy valentine's like a heart of bacon

Nothing says happy valentine's like a heart of

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