These Taco Bell sauce quotes look like they were written by rapists



July 5, 2014

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Almost got'em!

Almost

Let's pass this one

Let's pass this

I've watched enough films to know I'm screwed

I've watched enough films to know I'm

Savage

Meanwhile..

Watching a movie with a friend

Watching a movie with a

Guess I'm stayin' inside then...

Guess I'm stayin' inside

WHY WOULD YOU LET ME SMELL THOSE?

WHY WOULD YOU LET ME SMELL

I'll take 2 please

I'll take 2

Slips does not, the tongue

Slips does not, the

When you get stuck taking care of the kids at family events.

When you get stuck taking care of the kids at family

You farted in whole foods

You farted in whole

So my friend went to watch a football game.

So my friend went to watch a football

From a local bakery's website...by far the fanciest term I've ever seen for a dish washer.

From a local bakery's website...by far the fanciest term I've ever seen for a dish

My wife says I don't understand breakfast in bed

My wife says I don't understand breakfast in

Mathematician Rachel Riley

Mathematician Rachel

Think about it.

Think about

Occifer, I swear it was only one drink!

Occifer, I swear it was only one

Walking through the produce section after being a cashier

Walking through the produce section after being a

Road Illusion...

Road