Things my girlfriend has learnt today: dish soap does not go in the dishwasher...



February 2, 2017

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"Everything looks good on our end. We don't see any outages at the

Some racoons are working hard to break the dirty 'trash panda' stereotype

Some racoons are working hard to break the dirty 'trash panda'

My 3 year old nephew asked if Grandma Bear was talking on Skype.

My 3 year old nephew asked if Grandma Bear was talking on

One of my favorite scenes from The Office

One of my favorite scenes from The

Who

Shh no tears, only licks now.

Shh no tears, only licks

California Cheeseburger

California

God damnit...

God

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Screen Shot 2016-08-21 at 3.03.05

In the

In the "Let It Out" section of my local

She’s right you know

She’s right you

Finger food.

Finger

why isnt this real

why isnt this

Classic Fresh Prince insult

Classic Fresh Prince

Saw this at a bar today

Saw this at a bar

I know, right?

I know,

Can't argue with that.

Can't argue with

you're crazy, dad

you're crazy,

Just making sure nobody's looking.

Just making sure nobody's

Uh oh! It seems your thrusters have been encrypted!

Uh oh! It seems your thrusters have been

David's Sausage!

David's

Asking the real questions...

Asking the real