Today is my 8 year cake day, and I can honestly say I still have no fucking idea what you people like.



May 21, 2014

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Don't move, my love. I'll go get help.

Don't move, my love. I'll go get

Who doesn't want a good breadstick?

Who doesn't want a good

Busted

Dirty Santa: I've always wanted to sleep with my friends. Thanks Shutterfly!

Dirty Santa: I've always wanted to sleep with my friends. Thanks

Come on gang!

Come on

Girl with university in background

Girl with university in

The dog visiting for Christmas is a bit of a dick

The dog visiting for Christmas is a bit of a

Now Starring Rachel Dolezal

Now Starring Rachel

Me try to cook

Me try to

Spanish athlete being funny

Spanish athlete being

Old and stolen: comics edition

Old and stolen: comics

I must askew a question.

I must askew a

When you see your customizable character in a cutscene

When you see your customizable character in a

Bait & Switch

Bait &

Clearest UFO footage I have ever seen! We finally have some decent proof.

Clearest UFO footage I have ever seen! We finally have some decent

So my friend got this question

So my friend got this

Bathroom Poetry

Bathroom

These guys will taste anything. ANYTHING.

These guys will taste anything.

LIFE HACK

LIFE

lil girl with the assist

lil girl with the

Calm down, Lemon!

Calm down,

Airplane turbulence.

Airplane