TIL Mr.Potato head looks like Steve

This is

When shit, shower, shave is

Gonna be a little late to work

Wouldn't last that

So I started my new job today and also had my first staff

Who's an

Homework today wasn't

Off Day

Posted on a co-worker's office door this

...and then the dog nation

So I send my sister a snapchat of a party I had when my parents where gone. She sent me this back. (It's my

I am the night. I am the dark. I. AM.

As someone from Colorado, this is how I think the world pictures us having

As long as he doesn't look, we're

Then why do we have 2

When you skip class and try not to look

I put a Transformer toy in the empty catholic Mary shrine down the street from me a few weeks ago and it is still

My exit snuck up on

They're just trying to help alleviate you of your

My first thought when I heard the news about Carrie

Fuck this girl in