When I try to impress people with my athletic

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Bad Pun

Apple Right

It never

The high

I just woke my dog up by cutting a loud fart. This was the face she gave

My nephew told me my TMNT chalk drawing wasn't very good, and insisted on drawing the body for

My slippers are laughing

What Religion are

Well played nasa... well

Because all babies should be

"I WILL TURN THIS PLANE AROUND!" "Thats it, I'm turning

So hilarious, I couldn't resist to post

Challenge

Accidental blowjobs are the best

My local grocery store makes people who shop on the right side of the isle regret not shopping on the left side

Don't click I Agree without reading the terms and conditions

Greeting card for modern

My wife brought home a life size skeleton replica, this is what I walked in

Cheating on my

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