What it's like to be married at 28 with no kids and a sugar momma.



October 17, 2014

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Just helping a friend move

Just helping a friend

We're safe. I found a backup.

We're safe. I found a

Caesar salad

Caesar

Siblings know each other best

Siblings know each other

I think this is game.

I think this is

Falling asleep according to Mr. Bean

Falling asleep according to Mr.

The sequel

The

I owe you one, smartphone.

I owe you one,

Always test the water before swimming in Zimbabwe

Always test the water before swimming in

I got a new shower curtain today.

I got a new shower curtain

I love when random numbers text me

I love when random numbers text

Do you even lift bro?

Do you even lift

...fuck

I'm so sad.

I'm so

I peeled off the sticker on my banana at work. Someone had pricked a message under the chiquita sticker..

I peeled off the sticker on my banana at work. Someone had pricked a message under the chiquita

It's been right in front of our eyes

It's been right in front of our

Lookin up his old address

Lookin up his old

Somebody tell her.

Somebody tell

I'm hoping my Sgt doesn't notice

I'm hoping my Sgt doesn't

She couldn't handle the speed.

She couldn't handle the

It feels good to do something like this...

It feels good to do something like

Vlad the...

Vlad