What it's like to be married at 28 with no kids and a sugar momma.



October 17, 2014

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My dog's reaction when we catch her sneaking upstairs.

My dog's reaction when we catch her sneaking

Love wins in South Carolina

Love wins in South

Always wife the one that can do it all

Always wife the one that can do it

You've probably never heard of them. I liked them before they moved out to Bel Air.

You've probably never heard of them. I liked them before they moved out to Bel

Happens one time, and now there's a rule.

Happens one time, and now there's a

Another human job Is taken

Another human job Is

Gotcha

This is what peak bearformance looks like.

This is what peak bearformance looks

Have I been in a coma or is it still June?

Have I been in a coma or is it still

Bought my brother-in-law a bottle of bourbon for Christmas...

Bought my brother-in-law a bottle of bourbon for

Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile (Banana For Scale)

Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile (Banana For

3rd world Spongebob

3rd world

ALL THA TIME

ALL THA

My local market had this sign right as you walked in

My local market had this sign right as you walked

I'm a mobile user

I'm a mobile

I didn't know drugs were this funny...

I didn't know drugs were this

The benefits of Amazon Prime.

The benefits of Amazon

I'm the Vapeman

I'm the

A girl can never have enough jews

A girl can never have enough

OP delivers

OP

Where the pizza cuts itself

Where the pizza cuts

jesus got moves

jesus got