Michelle Obama - not just a pretty

Getting into heaven

Doggo is excited to see the

He just needs to find

How I learned to mind my own

To every action, there is an equal and opposite

Should be standard workplace

So uber eats just delivered my dinner. No knock, bell, carrier piegion, text, call, notification or ability to track my spring rolls via gps. Heard some

The Weinstein

How many times did mom say "Not in the

The Stages of Life ... in 5

When all else

Best opening of an obit

Found this little clock sucker at the market today

The harsh

Oh you got Mom

Cool

Was next to a car that was "painted" with duct

Vacation with the family, did not expect

Best fortune

Best pop-up

Creative

Some jackass forgot his tires at the gas